One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.

One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out.