One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.

Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...

The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary genius or is absolutely jobless.

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales into a village on the outskirts of Swansea and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have little fun.