AMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia,
weighs 350 Kg. She says that when her lover went down on her he found a dead cat. Mandy had sat on it and the cat had no luck.
Says Mandy, 25:
"Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I
rolled over. I never even noticed. It wasn't even my kitten - I was
looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me
when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing."
Aparrently this was reported on Sunday Sport's blog and it is propably bullshit. Can't say I have any urge to research it any more.