Subject: Membership Renewal
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.