Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.