Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.
Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.