A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.