One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
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When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.
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A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
A man who spent 27 years in jail for a ...
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
- What do you call a dog with no legs?
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My aunt died, God bless her....
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and g
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with ...
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Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous ...
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe she
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One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them.
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1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, ...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass ...
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Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire ...
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1. If they want to loan you money, tell them ...
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"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar....
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An English Professor wrote the words,"woman without her man is nothing"
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A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all ofa sudden he
hears some music. No one ...
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Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.