Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.