Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.