A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
You don't have to be at a desk but you must be sitting.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
Cover your stump before you hump....
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.