They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
You don't have to be at a desk but you must be sitting.
Cover your stump before you hump....
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.