A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
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There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.