Subject: Membership Renewal
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.