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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
Washington Post DictionaryThe Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked ...
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A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to ...
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Or stupid I add. If you think some of them are not funny try doing some at work.
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resource Director was tragically hit by a bus and ...
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Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A man who spent 27 years in jail for a ...
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Grandma writes:
The other day I went to the local ...
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady ...
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One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer...
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A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the ...
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
LOVE when your eyes meet
across a crowded room LUST ...
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There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales into a village on the ...
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party anddecided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just forlaughs. Right ...
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me ...
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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SINGLE FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm avery good looking girl who LOVES to play.
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Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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There's this guy walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and ask's if he needs a ride to town. The guy say's, yeah. He hop's in, the driver say's, what about your camel...
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