There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."