A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
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1) That's not right . ............................. Sum Ting Wong------------------------------------2) Are you harboring ...
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Collect 10 points and feel the difference
ONE POINT OFFICE ...
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
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A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, ...
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There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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Here are the U. S. Statistics for 1902: The average ...
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...
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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.
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1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
-What's blue and fucks nans?-Me in my lucky blue ...
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1. In prison you spend the majority of your time ...
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1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount ...
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. ----------------------------- 2.
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1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut ...
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A driver is pulled over by a police man. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
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Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says..
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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
The awkward moment when.....
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