Subject: Membership Renewal
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.