A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.