Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, ...
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
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A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him.
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they ...
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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to ...
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A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his ...
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A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn...
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Money can buy a housebut not a home.
Money can buy a bedbut not sleep.
Money can buy a clockbut not time.
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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them.
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Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA(An elderly woman well into ...
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
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