Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.