A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
Subject: Membership Renewal
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.