A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."
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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried...
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Twelve priests were about to be ordained.The final test ...
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Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
Human: Dogs reaction to his masters voice ordering him to change the burned bulb.
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Golden Retriever: The sun is ...
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
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Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but ...
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Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Washington Post DictionaryThe Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked ...
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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The awkward moment when.....
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
A: "Coke Whore"
Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire ...
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Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
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A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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* You can identify universities by their internet domains. * ...
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