Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?