-He's slow as fuck.-Nan, that's Usain Bolt.
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If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one ...
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D'oh! Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and ...
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Here are ten of my favourites. If you have one ...
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1) That's not right . ............................. Sum Ting Wong------------------------------------2) Are you harboring ...
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before ...
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Collect 10 points and feel the difference
ONE POINT OFFICE ...
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One day a priest was in the confessional and he had to go to the bathroom. Not number 1 but number 2. So he opens the door to the confessional and sees Bobby the janitor. He called him over and said,..
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Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
USA Senior Health Care Solution
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you're a senior ...
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
July 2, 2001 Re: Letter Of ReferenceTo: John DoeTo Whom It May Concern:Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be ...
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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.
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1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.2. Stop exercising. ...
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One day this little girl and her mother went for a walk. the little girl saw 2 dogs humping. The little girl asked her mother "mommy what are those dogs doing. Her mother said " honey there making cakes...
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?..
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Space Shuttle launches with the following crew: two monkeys and a blonde.
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How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.
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Here are the U. S. Statistics for 1902: The average ...
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. ----------------------------- 2.
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