Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
Use of the word "beautiful".
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"