There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She.
Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.