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One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.
A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.
When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had ...
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery and a white beautiful horse caught his eye. The horse looked healthy well kept and was in a separate corral.
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* Butterflies taste with their feet.* A duck's quack ...
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad ...
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. ...
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....
The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove thatthey are the best at apprehending criminals. The ...
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The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner ...
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1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
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