A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.