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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day,
listening ...
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1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be.
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me ...
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Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the ...
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A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
Subject: Membership Renewal
* Butterflies taste with their feet.* A duck's quack ...
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In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label ...
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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. `br>
"But officer.
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One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
A man dies and goes to hell. The devil explains that there are three sectors in hell, and that the ...
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and g
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Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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The legends
- If 13 people sit down to ...
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Here are ten of my favourites. If you have one ...
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Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
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They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
Two 6-year-old boys were attending religious school and giving the teachers a hard time. The teachers tried everything to make ...
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