A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his ...
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There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A's on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His father was very proud of him, and decided to give him one thing every year, whatever he wanted...
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A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting ...
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Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Good: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the ...
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* Butterflies taste with their feet.* A duck's quack ...
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
D'oh! Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and ...
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We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but ...
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Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the
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A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He ...
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A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn...
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This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he ...
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A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day.
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
drink and, while he's nursing it, the monkey runs wild.
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A guy went home from work one night and heard a voice. The voice whispered to him: "Quit your job, ...
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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1. In prison you spend the majority of your time ...
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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, ...
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One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he ...
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1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.2. Stop exercising. ...
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One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and *shock* he ...
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
Grandma writes:
The other day I went to the local ...
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Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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D'oh! Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to ...
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There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away.
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