"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
Love thy neighbor all through the day...
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.