Smart man + smart woman = romance...
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
Love thy neighbor all through the day...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.