Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy ...
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Glasses for my husband
Maybe she needs the glasses more than her husband!
College marching band plays Rage Against The Machine.
The George Mason University marching band performs 'Killing In the Name Of' by Rage Against the Machnine's song. And they ROCK!
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A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
Pablo Francisco - Death Metal Band
Pablo Francisco talking about metalheads, hilarious!
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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Brazilian car shop pranks husband buyers with a milf maid
I don't see anyone complaining.
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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire ...
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Charming husband
I bet this not the best photo of this couple!
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
Panda Kiss
Funny-City proudly presents the greatest band of the animal kingdom...
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
Love thy neighbor all through the day...
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave...
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We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but ...
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