A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.