A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.