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Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?

Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.