The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner ...
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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?
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I don't know where this came from but I love ...
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Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the ...
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A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day.
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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One day Johnny is in class, and his teacher asigns him to make up a sentence and a word for the letter F. So the next day when the teacher asked him to read out his sentence and word he chose he replies with..
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Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway?"...
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A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going ...
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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." -------Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."-------Outside a church: "The Original Christmas Club.
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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.The final test ...
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car ...
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I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
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A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him.
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A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who ...
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair ...
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Grandma writes:
The other day I went to the local ...
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