This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?'
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!