Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.
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A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.