Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.