Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.