A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet.
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Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the
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You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He ...
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Signs that you are too drunk would be...
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A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy ...
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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says..
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in ...
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A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
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Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.
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Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A minister dies and is waiting in line at ...
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass ...
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An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway?"...
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In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label ...
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A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him...
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A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all ofa sudden he
hears some music. No one ...
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A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.
There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain ...
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There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks ...
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Good: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the ...
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