Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy...