An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.