Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.