A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
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