Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.