A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.