A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...