1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Subject: Membership Renewal
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.