One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.