One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.