One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."