One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.