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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the ...
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The Truest Definition of Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: ...
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Email joke - The gym

Subject: Membership Renewal

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2004 Darwin awards

Yes, these are (apparently) all true.

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Love Dress

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

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Computers in Movies
Have you noticed anything weird about computers when they appear in movies? Have a look and you will remember seeing ...
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Things you would never know without the movies
* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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One For You, One For Me
On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled ...
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Bible advice

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

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Where are all the flying cars, asks man released after 27 years
A man who spent 27 years in jail for a ...
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Idiots on the computer

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

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How to be Annoying
Or stupid I add. If you think some of them are not funny try doing some at work.
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The nonconformist bird
There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway?"...
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EuroEnglish
The European Union Commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for ...
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Rats
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people ...
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Twenty bucks
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do thi
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You know you're a grad student when...
* You can identify universities by their internet domains. * ...
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Ground crew
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe she
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Christmas in West Virginia
  Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the ...
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Forgive Me Father
This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he ...
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English is a stupid language
There is no egg in the eggplant,No ham in the ...
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Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear
I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...

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Radio conversation

The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.

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Maintaining a healthy level of insanity
Collect 10 points and feel the difference ONE POINT OFFICE ...
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Old Man & The Ferrari
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It ...
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Men Point System
Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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Driving Styles
Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
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