A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
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Children crafting guide
Clever tv ad about a magazine (?) about children. They can be a real pain.
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Brave lady saves child from pedophile
Wow!! He just went there and took one of the kids! This is how easy it would be for him to take the kid if this lady wouldn't have looked back at that moment! Respect to the lady!
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go ...
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and ...
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In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label ...
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* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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D'oh! Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to ...
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In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), an American essayist, philosopher, and poet.
After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
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