Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued...
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."