A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), an American essayist, philosopher, and poet.
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.