A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
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Oh, the other children...
They tasted wonderful!
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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These are what I call children's books!
"Where Willy the sperm went" and "I wish my daddy didn't drink so much".... Seriously??
Children crafting guide
Clever tv ad about a magazine (?) about children. They can be a real pain.
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Children's game, Dora aquapet - FAIL
What a perverted mind could actually create such a game??
Children's cup design FAIL
So really... NOBODY noticed it? Out of all the people that saw this before it hits the shelves?
Angina - Worst dress to wear at a childrens show
I wonder what she will wear performing for adults.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."...
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Canadian Supreme Court Dresses
I really can't understand why they picked such dresses!!
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...
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Home - Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros Acoustic Cover (Jorge & Alexa Narvaez)
This is the cutest song by the qutest little girl to start your day. Loved it!
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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Family photo
But honey, what makes you feel you don't belong to this family??
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
Keep smiling
Happy New Year everyone!! Don't forget to do that!
Willy Ronis - 18 beautiful pictures
18 beautiful pictures by Willy Ronis, an amazing and very talented photographer of the twentieth century.
Drinking problem
What can someone say about explosm.net comics? Enjoy.
Big family
I'm wondering... can they remember all the names? We are 3 and our parents confuse our names!
