A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
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These are what I call children's books!
"Where Willy the sperm went" and "I wish my daddy didn't drink so much".... Seriously??
Oh, the other children...
They tasted wonderful!
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...read the joke
Children crafting guide
Clever tv ad about a magazine (?) about children. They can be a real pain.
Children's game, Dora aquapet - FAIL
What a perverted mind could actually create such a game??
Children's cup design FAIL
So really... NOBODY noticed it? Out of all the people that saw this before it hits the shelves?
Angina - Worst dress to wear at a childrens show
I wonder what she will wear performing for adults.
So I work at a church, in the children's department, and this was on the wall when I came into work.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."...read the joke
Canadian Supreme Court Dresses
I really can't understand why they picked such dresses!!
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...read the joke
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
To all fathers: Hide your stuff better!!!
Elephant - A book of opposites
that is so, so weird...