Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
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A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.