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Jesus is watching you
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so...
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Burglar and Jesus
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you...
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Math homework

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

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Cosgrove's Comeback

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'

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Great Liar
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the ...
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Arithmetic
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."
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Cat quotes

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....

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Bible advice

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

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Bored dealers
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table when a very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 ...
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Devil Lawsuit
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. ...
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Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going ...
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Hell under construction
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ''Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed --
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