Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
Ready to learn Chinese? Here are the basics!
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.