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2004 Darwin awards

Yes, these are (apparently) all true.

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Chinese lessons

Ready to learn Chinese? Here are the basics!

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Chinese translations
Dung On Mai Shu -- I stepped in excrement Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu --Let's sleep together Ar U Wun ...
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Learn Chinese in 10 minutes
1) That's not right . ............................. Sum Ting Wong------------------------------------2) Are you harboring ...
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Chen Lee
A man suspecting his wife was seeing another man hired a famous Chinese dective named Chen Lee. Chen Lee was ...
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The vending machine
One time this blonde girl was at a vending machine. She would stick a quarter in, push the button...
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Actual Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous ...
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Jesus is watching you
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so...
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Vegas coke machine

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.

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God is watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

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Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...

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Math homework

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

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Cosgrove's Comeback

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'

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Great Liar
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the ...
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Burglar and Jesus
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you...
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Homer Simpson's Words of Wisdom - 2
D'oh! Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and ...
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Where are all the flying cars, asks man released after 27 years
A man who spent 27 years in jail for a ...
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How to be Annoying
Or stupid I add. If you think some of them are not funny try doing some at work.
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Sick Again
Two guys were working for the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole.
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Aligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in ...
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Let's bet he'll jump
Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when ...
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The Indian in the middle of the road
Two guys are traveling by car on a main street ...
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Till death do we part
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you.
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Signs that you are dating a psycho
1. The only things in her garage are an axe ...
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The pharmacist
The patient staggered to the pharmacy counter flinching;Say, would you give me something for my head?...
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Cake
One day this little girl and her mother went for a walk. the little girl saw 2 dogs humping. The little girl asked her mother "mommy what are those dogs doing. Her mother said " honey there making cakes...
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Christmas Party Memo
Human Resources Director is trying to organize a party.
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Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going ...
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The Dancing Duck

A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.

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21 awkward moments...!
The awkward moment when.....
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