Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
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A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.