Dots
Connect the dots in such a way that you create boxes. Don't let your opponent close the boxes... whoever closes more wins!
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Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.