One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
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Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady ...
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband...
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Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the w
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Cause... you know... he is a man... and they are women... like... not a man...
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney ...
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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than ...
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After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in ...
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What follows is famous computer joke. Green text is what someone writes in command promt and red text is what the computer responds.
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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A man suspecting his wife was seeing another man hired a famous Chinese dective named Chen Lee. Chen Lee was ...
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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a ...
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A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him...
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A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
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A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled.
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A man went to the psychiatrist because he had a fear of thunder. - "Doc, I don't know what to do," said the man.
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One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and *shock* he ...
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