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Painting the Porch
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town ...
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How old do I look

A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.

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Can you give me a push?

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

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Collision
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
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Drunk giraffe
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for himself and a double scotch for the giraffe...
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Capitalism and Cows
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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Paying dues

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.

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Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a ...
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Why did you have to die?
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave...
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24 hours left
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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Ring a Bell
A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with ...
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Golfing with wife
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn...
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Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number ...
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The porch

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

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Different POV
Cause... you know... he is a man... and they are women... like... not a man...
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Idiots on the computer

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

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Pretend we are married
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the w
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Gardening

An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

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Foul Mouth
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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Rude Parrot
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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