One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.