When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
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There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain ...
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There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car ...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
The legends
- If 13 people sit down to ...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me ...
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Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in ...
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall.
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resource Director was tragically hit by a bus and ...
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On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled ...
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An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, ...
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Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the
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Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
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A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before ...
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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It ...
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table when a very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 ...
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There is no egg in the eggplant,No ham in the ...
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy ...
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