Cut the tree
...do it carefully!
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Wanna bet?
It looks like this guy lost his bet! Otherwise he should kill his hairdresser!
What hairstyle?
You can't blame him... he did exactly what the picture shows.
Straw Hat Samurai
Use the mouse and cut all your enemies in half!
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Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
The legends
- If 13 people sit down to ...
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Kanye interrupts Taylor Swift
It happened at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards where Taylor Swift won the award for Best Female Video.
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Chicken House
Use your mouse as an AXE to cut and break objects. Pop various blue, red & yellow chickens, eggs and gems to earn the highest score!
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The first Emo!
We found the first one. At least he killed himself, not like those pussies that cut themselves.
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be.
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Subject: Membership Renewal
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...
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Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
There once was a blonde who had always heard about ice fishing, so one day she tried it. She went to an icy area, cut a hole, and started fishing.
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car ...
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
Men Are Just Happier PeopleYour last name stays put. The ...
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The ...
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.
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One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them.
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young ...
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