A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Subject: Membership Renewal
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.