Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?