A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?