Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?