A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
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It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take ...
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Dad, what are you doing with the vacuum?
It's meant to clean floors, not my a#$%!
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.
Drumhead daddy
This animation doesn't need an explanation - the kid simply knows what he wants to be when he grows up!
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the ...
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George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush, Jr., are on board a small two
seater plane when ...
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A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. ...
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LOVE when your eyes meet
across a crowded room LUST ...
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There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A's on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His father was very proud of him, and decided to give him one thing every year, whatever he wanted...
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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?
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I remember my dad was chopping in a toy store.
He said, "That's a terrific train set. I'll buy it.
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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Dad??
Which one is my dad?
Someone's dad had some explaining to do!!!
Zooey, Katy and Emily!!!They look like the same person!!
30 Rock - Do you wan't to try meth?
John Cho acts as a Canadian.
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Caution, special Dad
Great "Family Guy" screenshot.
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No need going to the store!