A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.