Subject: Membership Renewal
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?