A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.