A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....