Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.