A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.